My *something* ChristineΒ 

Ages and ages it’s been since my last blog post. I have to say I’ve really missed blogging! πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘. But well with someone in my life like Christine to remind me about a co-blog we were supposed to publish together, I’ve been brought back to the writing roots. In the meantime I’m having supper and planning to call Christine in to do this co-blog!! Something I can’t wait to try out considering how my sick daily conversations with my *something* christine go.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Out of hand most times!! 

//0030hrs 

Me: Christine!! check your whatsapp, we are going to do this co-blog!! Excited?

Turns out she’s sleeping already!😞😞. We’ll just do this tomorrow πŸ˜„πŸ˜„. 

//Tomorrow 

I didn’t find her. Though I managed to convince her to go to Bubbles O’Learys Irish Pub πŸ˜„πŸ˜„. Had an amazing band night with some beers. We had to come up with a blog topic during the night, we didn’t though and just enjoyed the band night insteadπŸ˜….

// The day after 

She comes by for a visit and this time we did co-blog. We did an audio though and it translated into this blog piece. πŸ˜„

Christine (C): Is it recording yet? πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Me (D): Yes. So mmm, What do we normally talk about?

C: Everything! But we can’t gossip hereπŸ˜‚.

D: Definitely! What should we blog about?

C: Relationships. But err none of us is dating, so that would be weird. πŸ˜‚

D: YeahπŸ˜…. How about finding THE ONE. 

C: yes! The Quest for finding ‘the one’. 

D: Sweet! Let’s do that.

C: So from the girl’s point of view, Crap!…The other day I was standing waiting for the shuttle, then some ride comes and parks near by me and some babe appeared next to the car out of the blue. I kept wondering how??Kumbe she wanted to talk to the guy in the car. Before I knew it, He was already asking her ‘so what’s your name?, which course do you do?’ 

D: Wait, the guy was still in the car?

C: Yeah! And she was all acting blonde like ” mmm I’m called brenda and I do social sciences.” And she even asked “so what do you want from me? ” And I was thinking girllll you already gave him your detailsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

D: I know rightπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. When he’s still in the car even. 

C: I was like girls know how to get their thingsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

D: Oba they wanted to hala at you and she came in to be talked to firstπŸ˜‚? And she’s all like I’ll take this for the teamπŸ˜†πŸ˜†.

C: No!!! I can’t hala at people because they are in a car. Some guy also sometime, infact again I was walking to catch the shuttle, cruises past me and packed right infront of me. And he was like ” ammm can you please give me your number and I atleast text you?”

D: Wait! From nowhere?? 😱

C: Right! He was like ” I really looked at you and I was like I really really have to get your number.”

D:  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

C: I was like ” I’m sorry I can’t give you my number and I’m rushing for lectures” But he insisted mbu “I can see you are rushing for lectures but I really really want to talk to you”

D: But like how old was he?

C: He looked old, like early thirties. Then when he swiped to unlock his phone, the screensaver was a kid. And I just knew that must be his kid because I’m sure a guy can’t put his niece or a nephew on your screen. 

D: Eh

C: I was thinking ‘more reason not to’. So I was like “no. Thanks for appreciating or something”. I think in his head he was like ‘ Oh my God, this babe is Slow!’

D: This slow babe! Right πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

C: Eh! Just know my Quest for the one has been bloody.

D: So for you, how do want THE ONE  to approach you?

C: I don’t know. 

D: Because clearly they can’t find you without appearing as creepsπŸ˜‚.

C: I don’t know. I figured I’ll just see the stars. πŸ˜‚

D: Aren’t you the one who said young guys aren’t serious

C: Not really. I mean when I think of old guys I just think of the kind of history they have.

D: baggage, right?

C: I know right! All that baggage. Just know it’s a rough world out there for a girl. 

D: What happened to our plan of joining Tinder? We could use like fake namesπŸ˜†.

C: Derrick I told you I’m not joining Tinder. 

D: Trust me, I was shocked to find out how many Ugandans are using Tinder the last I checked using someone’s account.

C: But those ones are just looking for a quickie. No one goes to Tinder to look for the one.πŸ˜…

D: Never know there are people like us who are looking for ‘the one’ too.

C: πŸ˜… I don’t think so. Anyway so far my quest for finding ‘the one’ has left me at 21 years old and in third year……

D: Sketching, waiting…?

C: not waiting. I think I’m okay with where I am.

D: Well me I’ll find the one at 30. That’s when I want to start looking for ‘the one’ . I hope I don’t end up like those creeps we’ve talking about. πŸ˜…πŸ˜… lest you find me driving in my car and hitting on the younger version of Christine. 

C: πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…. Well as long as you have a Range Rover, you’ll get the number.

D: It’ll still be a bit weird! I don’t know, I always feel like I need a connection with like her friend before approaching. 

C: You don’t need one though. As long as you’re funny. I’d give a guy my number if we had a fun time and he wasn’t creepy. 

D: Haha

C: Anyway back to the Quest. I didn’t think that I’ll be single at this time. 

D: Worried?

C: I’m not worried. Because my sister told me that she sees what married guys do in the bar and she’s like “how is this what I’m going into”. So I don’t really find any problem with waiting.

D: Well…. You have to let your husband go out and hang with his friends at the bar.

C: I still want my husband to be the guy that I can stay in with and watch an episode. 

D: What if he gets bored and wants to go out.

C: Bottom line, I Just want a Christian man. Leave alone the fraud Christians who are not Christian by works. I want the one’s that are christian at heart. When it comes to who you want to end up with in the end, you’d rather go with the goodie goodie.

D: sounds boring!

C: In high school, I had different perceptions though. πŸ˜‚. But anyway minus rakus, I can’t settle for something now that I know would crack in ten years time. I want something that’s for Ever. It’s for through thick and thin.

D: Well I hope you don’t get a fraudster Christian considering how many they are now.

C: Trust me I can smell those from a far. 

**************and we got interrupted by hunger for lunch🍴🍴🍴🍴. It was such an amazing co-blog. Had so much fun. And it was so hard, changing it to text πŸ˜±πŸ˜….  


Glad to be back to blogging. See you in the next blog.

Derrick Muheki 

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